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Repeatedly during this episode of Magnus I am wincing and thinking about that one post, "You can't say that, white baby."
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Oh you’re definitely a cute little bunny worth hunting.
A hunt would be much more fun than an organised gang bang. I want to earn my prize.
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#going through some old asks#and uhhhhhhmmmmm#THIS ONE#YES PLS#ok so who’s gonna come to hunt me down???#ngl I’m not in shape so it’s gonna be pretty easy to catch me#but I’m pretty good at hiding#I’ll get there first and find a good hiding spot#but I feel like someone would find me pretty quick#nsnksndksndkd#my heart is pounding just thinking about being chased by someone#maybe once they catch me they’ll bring me to a hidden area so they can have me to themselves for a little bit#or they’ll yell and let everyone else know they caught me and all of a sudden I see people come out of the trees#waiting to get their turn#oooooooh boy#I’m having thoughts tonight huh#ask#anon
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problems?? in my marriage? it's more likely than you think.
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OH OKAY YOU GUYS ARE DELIVERING ON THE ANONS KEEP EM COMING !!!!!
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The Confession (Part 1)
So yea uh.... wanted to pop off a bit for the finale and it got a little out of hand. Regardless, really hope it was worth the wait :3 (Wanted to thank @notllorstel for helping render one of the pages and @ectospacecadet for helping with some of the dialogue. You guys rock!)
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#danny phantom#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#jack fenton#good!Vlad au#expect the next part to take even longer because this workload is not sustainable for me currently#but oooooooh boy is it gonna be a FUN part#also you have NO idea how much fun i had drawing jack and vlad in this part
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Professor Moore 🌀 (with Dear!)
i wanted to do a little sketch of my version of lasko but it kind of blew out of proportion and turned into a whole page ... enjoy!
#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted lasko#lasko moore#redacted dear#oooooooh boy this took forever#he actually drives me kind of crazy#hope you guys like my ver of lasko c:
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Part 1 you can read here
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I said that we are going to HELL 😩 Edit: This is the final chapter ✨
#oooooooh boy#now the question is#did he mean that in a literal way#or the spicy way 👀#kiri your sense of place and atmosphere is impeccable#i was real scared for sophie for a minute there#now i need another installment cause he cant just NOT get his butt whooped by swk#may sophie know the peace that reader may not#very cool!!
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The Price of Entertainment: An Episode-By-Episode Analysis of Alastor's Facade
I don’t think any character in Hazbin Hotel has been discussed as much as Alastor, and it’s a testament to how much the writers put in his character that the mystery of his intentions, past, and contract have been so debated on.
There are some takes I vehemently disagree with, but something a lot of people seem to have settled on is that Alastor is, behind his massive ego and cool-headed persona, insecure about his place in Hell after his long “sabbatical.” I want to do an episode-by-episode analysis of Alastor’s behavior and how Season 1 shifts our view of him from an unquestionably powerful Overlord to something with more depth, and while I won’t be speculating on who owns his soul and how he’ll break that contract in those post, I will take a guess at the future of his character in a narrative sense. I will also implicitly be addressing my issues with some of the conclusions others have made, or at least playing devil's advocate.
NOTE: I want to clarify that none of this is meant to depict Alastor as some poor woobie. He’s still awful. He’s in Hell for several reasons and being a serial killer is only one of them. Rather, I want to analyze what is shown to us about him, and how those story beats can be used to determine where he’ll end up by the finale of the series.
ALSO NOTE: I haven’t followed all of VivziePop’s comments outside of the show about the characters, and it’s possible that certain details have been changed between the release of the pilot and the show, so take any mentions of what hasn’t been explicitly depicted within the show with a grain of salt.
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Part 1: Recap Analysis
This section will consist of commentary regarding Alastor's appearance and behavior in the given episodes, with retrospection based on new information given in later episodes if needed.
“Overture”: Alastor is pretty one-to-one with his depiction in the pilot in the first episode. He’s snarky, open about his sadism, but helpful if begrudgingly so. Interestingly, he’s able to put together a well-edited, if tonally awful, commercial, and probably could have done better if he weren’t intentionally being an ass about it. From the finale we know that he and Vox likely used to have a more magnanimous relationship, and it’s likely that he picked up some tools of the digital trade in that time despite or before being turned off completely by it.
“Radio Killed the Video Star”: Vox effectively plays heel for Alastor this episode as we continue that first impression of the Radio Demon. We spend a good time showing off the former’s power and how far his roots have spread throughout Hell’s society, only for Alastor to effortlessly trounce him and steal from his audience, despite being gone for so long and his position in Hell less stable. This indicates that Alastor does still have pull, but at the same time that his position in the hierarchy of Hell is being contested due to the length of his absence. He deals with it easily here, but we’ll see in subsequent episodes that things aren’t as smooth as they first seem.
“Scrambled Eggs”: In terms of the eggs, there’s not much to talk about. He begrudgingly accepts Vaggie’s request to get rid of them “humanely,” but brings them back to the hotel after they prove to be useful spies.
More importantly, we get our first small hint that Alastor’s ego can be bruised when Carmilla doesn’t humor him during the meeting between Overlords. Now, I actually disagree with a lot of the takes on this episode in that I think it indicates that at least some of Alastor’s views and need to prove himself as a powerful Overlord are the result of self-delusion. Yes, he does need to reestablish himself as a person not to be messed with after being gone for so long, but I think it isn’t as bad as some are making it out to be, which makes his behavior in later episodes more strange and excessive if anything.
Carmilla, who mind you is a busy and stressed woman trying to hide the fact that she’s successfully murdered an angel, hits his ego by not caring where he’s been (something he wouldn’t have revealed in the first place), but she also welcomes him back, which is more than you could say to Velvette and by extension the Vees. And minutes before that, Zestial, who’s probably the highest on their totem pole, does go out of his way to meet with Alastor and inquire about where he’s been. Alastor himself gets over the slight pretty quickly and has no issue contributing to the meeting. Overall, he isn’t necessarily terrifying other overlords, but he still has an established place with them and they do seem to get along well enough. He’s “part of the group” unlike the Vees, who are treated more like upstart outsiders.
I also want to point out that despite Zestial likely outranking Alastor in power, they seem to be alright with each other. Alastor is cordial and does not demonstrate a desire to antagonize him like he does Lucifer in the next episode. Speaking of which…
“Dad Beat Dad”: This episode gives us a lot to chew on and is the first major indicator that Alastor’s issues go beyond wanting to be the center of the room. From the very moment Lucifer walks into the hotel*, his eye is twitching and he is visibly pissed. Lucifer undermining him (notably contrasting Zestial, who is polite despite his power) doesn’t help and makes Alastor let loose his first swear in the entire show. Being the petty bitch he is, Alastor, knowing he can’t intimidate Lucifer in any way, immediately goes for his weak point–Charlie–and plays up the role of a caretaker for her and the hotel. It’s a low blow, but it also feels like a defense–he’s signaling to Lucifer that this is his hotel, that things are taken care of already, and that they do not need his assistance, even though they ultimately do in order to get a meeting with Heaven.
But then things get more complicated with the appearance of Mimzy, who, to the surprise of several characters due to his solitary nature, was friends with Alastor all the way back when they were alive, and she carries a load of implications with her. She’s the only crack so far at what a “human” Alastor is like–apparently he’s a heavyweight drinker, a good dancer, and most notably, in Mimzy’s words, a sweet man who "becomes a kitten" when he's drunk. This is a huge departure from the unflappable, egotistical Radio Demon we’ve known up to now, and I think it’s a purposeful choice that we’re hearing this information but not shown it like his early days in Hell just prior. It’s simultaneously left to the imagination but difficult to do so because it contrasts so heavily with everything that has been shown to us beforehand. Another thing is that Mimzy is sure that Alastor will clean up her mess–and apparently this isn’t the first time he has, if Husk is anything to go by. So many people seem to miss this, but Alastor, who hates being tied down or disrespected, has been allowing Mimzy to leech off of him, presumably due to their past friendship making him turn a blind eye.
Alastor is on edge for this entire episode and is already unusually snappy when Husk addresses Mimzy, and pushing the button that was his contract is what sends him over the edge. His temper exploding is a direct result of his feeling that his control over both the hotel (via Lucifer) and his personal life (via Husk’s “doubt” that he can handle everything and that his reputation is what it used to be, plus the reminder of his deal) is being taken away from him. Alastor’s threat to Husk, which seems to not be his usual behavior if Husk’s willingness to show concern and talk back in the first place is anything to go by, is an attempt to remind both of them that he holds the cards, that he’s a powerful Overlord that is not to be trifled with, and he explicitly says as much when he goes out to deal with what Mimzy’s dragged in.
It’s only after he lets his anger out on the mobsters and “proves himself” that he visibly calms down and makes the logical decision to tell Mimzy to leave with a serious attitude, and also doesn’t antagonize anyone for the rest of the episode. It seems like despite his fury earlier, he was listening to Husk, who’s rightfully smug about it. He’s even present when Charlie declares her desire to protect her people, and his smile seems just a tad bit more genuine.
*Note: it’s not impossible that Alastor has some sort of personal grudge against Lucifer which caused his hate-on-first-sight, depending on the circumstances of his disappearance and contract (i.e. if it’s with Lilith).
“Hello Rosie!”: As opposed to Dad Beat Dad, Hello Rosie is arguably where we see Alastor at his most in-his-element. He gives off a lot of conflicting vibes at the beginning, from mocking Charlie’s distress to, in a shockingly honest moment, lecturing her about the importance of a smile to portray strength, a card we’d only been shown due to comments outside of the show. He smugly holds his knowledge over Charlie’s head but is visibly impatient to have her make a blank check of a deal with him, solid enough to benefit him but vague enough so that Charlie won’t feel immediately threatened. He’s clearly been waiting for an opportunity like this since the events of the pilot.
After that, he puts back on his gentleman’s demeanor and introduces Charlie to Rosie, and from here on he’s arguably at his most comfortable in the entire show. He’s relaxed around Rosie and is actually willing to ask for her help (something I can’t see him doing with any other character), casually complains about Susan, is encouraging to and praises Charlie even behind her back, and most notably, gives her his radio cane unprompted. More on that later. He also mentioned wanting to guide Charlie to Rosie specifically, implying that he was being genuine about wanting to act as a mentor to her, though his intentions are probably self-beneficial.
“The Show Must Go On”: The finale is arguably the most revealing episode on what Alastor’s inner world is like, as we see him unmasked several times. For one, his private admission to Niffty, the closest thing he has to a friend within the hotel, that he’s enjoyed watching the other residents connect to each other. This is in direct opposition to his initial (stated) reason for helping the hotel in that he wanted to watch them all fail, and yet he seems content with his initial assumptions being proven wrong. There’s no malice or sarcasm in this moment, he’s relaxed and talking to someone he relatively trusts.
And so he goes into the battle swinging and confident. Then, of course, Adam.
I want to bring up something before we keep going. Yes, fighting Adam without angelic weaponry was a needless risk. Yes, Alastor fell victim to the very sloppiness and arrogance he accused Adam of, and it’s thematically appropriate that he was the only one to lose his battle in that he was fighting for his own ego more than “love.” But also, people seem to forget that Alastor is the only demon in the entire show with a precedent for permakilling without an explicit reliance on angelic weaponry, as the Overlords he toppled in his original rampage seem to have never returned. He’s egotistical, but not stupid. He may have genuinely believed that he had the means to kill Adam himself but didn’t get the chance/couldn’t due to his contract or absence possibly weakening him. But that's speculation for another day.
So, he has to retreat before Adam double-taps his ass and is too injured to return until after the extermination. He makes a grand exit, but not before grabbing the broken pieces of his radio cane. The one he allowed Charlie to use just an episode prior, and presumably is a conduit for his powers, and he grabs it while a murderous angel is inches away from wiping him off the face of Hell.
His portion of “Finale” is the first time we see him singing alone and not playing off someone in a duet. It’s obvious that he’s trying to keep his composure, still speaking to himself in his artificial transatlantic accent (which we now know for a fact he doesn't need to do, seeing as he finally broke character when Adam wrecked his cane) and reassuring himself that he’ll come out on top next time. But here his front shatters and we openly see what the show has been hinting he is for the first time: a deeply paranoid, desperate, and unstable man.
Essentially the worst-case scenario has happened: after a season of interfering with every attempt to capture him on camera, Vox has footage of him at his lowest point for all of Hell to see, and he’ll have “died” a martyr, a weakling, and still in the chains of an unwanted contract. For Alastor, who is so deeply afraid of showing any sign of vulnerability, who wants to be seen as a monstrous Overlord, it’s understandable that this humiliation is enough to send him into a mental spiral and recant any fondness for the hotel in favor of accomplishing his own goals. Worse yet, when we next see him he gives zero indication of any of this even when Charlie and company are simply glad that he's alive, which leaves us to wonder: has he been like this behind the smile from the very beginning?
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Part 2: Closing Thoughts and Future Speculation
With everything we’ve taken note of above, we can start to piece together a picture of who this guy is, and what the writers are going to do with him.
Alastor is sentimental. It’s not just his attachment to older technology or his love for being the center of everyone's attention. He likes being around people, he has friends, one of which he continuously indulged despite her using him multiple times, and he ultimately was starting to enjoy his time at the hotel before his defeat spooked him. Despite him using her, the fact that he was even willing to let Charlie use his cane (and note that he takes it from her as soon as she’s given a substitute, so that is a significant gesture for him) is an implicit display of trust whose implications don’t become apparent until the finale.
But this is paired with deep insecurity. Alastor, despite being one of the most powerful people in the Pride Ring, has a crippling fear of being seen as vulnerable or “lesser” by others. There could be multiple overlapping reasons for this: the general climate of Hell, whatever happened to him seven years ago, his experiences as a mixed-race human living in Prohibition-era Louisiana, his original death, a natural predisposition, etc.
Regardless, this anxiety of his is so overwhelming that, when paired with the ever-present stress of not owning his own soul, it’s driving him insane. He made a splash in Hell upon entry and now he’s desperately trying to reinvoke that in order to defend himself both physically and mentally. He’s the gifted kid who’s slowly going nuts trying to keep up an impossible momentum as they grow older. He’s an ex-human denying his humanity because he doesn’t want to feel human. Everyone’s out to get him, and anyone who could be an enemy is an enemy unless he has total control over them via a contract, power, or the reassurance of years of close friendship. It’s why he’s cordial to Zestial but takes Carmilla (who wasn't even trying to spite him) and Lucifer’s comments personally, in the same way someone with low self-esteem might want to lash out against an authority figure who they feel is looking down on them.
Worse yet, he can’t/won’t let these feelings out and is bottling them up so that no one will know he feels this way (note how quickly he was able to relax in Dad Beat Dad when he was given an outlet for his stress), because that’s a sign of weakness too. It’s honestly kind of frightening that in his final scene he gives zero indication of being injured or of just having had a meltdown. By all outside accounts, he’s his usual chipper self, and no one at the hotel save for maybe Husk, who can’t say anything Alastor doesn’t want him to, would realize anything is amiss. The reason his part of “Finale” is chilling isn’t just because of the implications that he will become an antagonist in the future–it’s that his mental state is so poor that he is no longer acting rationally, which makes him unpredictable in the worst possible way.
I think Alastor’s character arc isn’t going to be redemption by way of going to Heaven, I don't think that place is his style anyway, but rather redemption of his own self-image. I don’t think the writers would make what is arguably the most popular and well-developed character in the show just to say that he’s hopelessly evil and simply end it at that. We’ve been exposed to multiple facets of his character, and while his deeds and probably his intentions are sinister, his underlying motivation for it all seems to be “freedom,” which decidedly isn’t (unless your name is Eren Jaeger).
I do believe that he’ll have his villain moment where he indulges in his worst impulses, but that ultimately it won’t do anything to fulfill him, because as we see in the official comics before the release of the show (which may no longer be canon but still give a viable “baseline” for the characters), when his desire to be feared and respected is granted, it only isolates him. Like the others, he’ll have to hit rock bottom before he can climb back up.
Pentious, who was successfully redeemed, needed to understand that people weren’t out to get him, which allowed him to make the decision to put his friends before himself and trigger his selfless sacrifice. Angel, who’s well on his way to redemption, needed to realize he wasn’t alone and could rely on others, and his confidence and self-love has grown enormously since then. I think these are both lessons Alastor will need to learn eventually as well. He’s the manager of the hotel, but also undoubtedly a patient. He’s hungry for freedom, but only when he learns these lessons will he be truly free.
Or maybe I’m thinking too much into it idk lmaooooo
#hazbin hotel#hazbin theory#hazbin hotel theory#hazbin analysis#zestial morde#carmilla carmine#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#thank god i finally released this now i never have to think about this show again#that tragic feeling when the tumblr sexyman bait is the best character in the show#alastor does not have a blanket hatred for everyone who's more powerful than he is#if he did then he'd despise charlie too and genuinely doesn't seem to#rather it's towards ANYONE whether stronger or weaker than him who refuse to acknowledge him#oooooooh this boy's got a complex but he's a VivsiePop character so it's par for the course#but anyway some of the takes people have made on him are abysmal to me so i wrote my first tumblr post in a decade
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Me watching The Boys S2E4 and seeing the selfcest Homelander scene 😳😳😳
I AM FULLY FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS!!
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#for the love of GOD i want this#runs off to look for fics#fully prerared to make them myself if they dont exist#oooooooh baby#yes#fuck yes#i want homelandercest#i want it baaaaaaaaaad#the boys#homelander
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sometimes synesthesia sucks cuz it's overwhelming and nauseating and distracting, but other times it's like sitting in a free endless art exhibit of your choosing.
#went to a wonderful piano recital tonight and oooooooh boy were the colors coloring#the brahms and the beethoven especially were 😗🤌🏻 🤌🏻 molto bene#rilla.txt#dl#sometimes i wonder if i could replicate what i see on a canvas but 1) i don't have that skillset and 2) i think what i see is so dependent#on environment and mood that it's too fleeting to even sketch out with the right shapes and colors#synesthesia
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On sick days we draw blorbos
#I swear to god I tried twice before this to do some art#and oooooooh boy it was not good#😂#artists on tumblr#art#artblr#infamous second son#delsin rowe#digital art#painting
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We as a society should encourage people to wear black sleeveless shirts more often
#➳ the fool speaks#THEY'RE SO FUCKING HOT DUDEEEEE#I'm wearing a black tank top rn and i feel so attractive#and the things i feel when i see art of a man wearing a black sleeveless turtleneck. oooooooh boy
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I just think it’s interesting that both times she played should’ve said no she paired and mashed it up in ways that are so clearly joever
#andrea rambles#🫠#joever#would not immediately make me think ‘he cheated!’ on its own but oooooooh boy
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What's your interpertation of masks role in ancient culture? are masks typically worn all day and only taken off around family members and/or romantic partners? If so the scene where caper takes off sparrows mask hits different, would that be the first time caper saw her face or would he have seen it prior?
i Did draw that scene between them with that kinda thing in mind, but i realized that it wouldn't really track that much with the canon lore like at all,,, it isn't the first time Euros has seen her face, they've known each other for four years before all of this and became close friends, so he was bound to see her at some point
but i imagine touching n taking off other person's mask is usually either frowned upon or a sign of trust, considering that being without mask would usually spell death. of course, Euros keeps the air in his chamber balanced for her, but still
rebreather masks usually don't have much symbolism drawn to them except that taking off thing, but the ceremonial ones are a lil more funky
though they were originally introduced for religious purposes, either for, yes, ceremonies or for the signifying of one renouncing their individuality, the fact that they all became so extravagant makes me think that they evolved very far from this original idea in All aspects
so the ceremonial masks are almost constantly worn, not out of any religious subject, but out of sheer pride. they became a way for the higher circles to flex their wealth, basically
the higher circles in the Desaevio school Sparrows attended saw her as lesser not only because she was clearly from lower circles judging by the body, but also cuz of her lack of a golden bone mask. there wasn't anything grand on her place, just a rebreather mask she tinkered away a little to make it glow. her sparrow mask comes from one of her little brothers and is wooden, but after what she went thru in the school, now meant to go live on top of another iterator, she clung to that thing a lot n rarely took it down out of fear of being excluded like that again
so even though there aren't any specific social rules considering taking off the masks around people, it still meant a lot when she did it in front of Euros for the first time cuz it meant she now trusted him not to cast her out as his friend for being different a bit too much
#Spot says stuff#rw#oooooooh the first time he has seen her face he got all up into it to takin in all the details even though that is rude as hell dsklgmlcks#boy was curious what his best friend looked like a lot!#she proceeded to hiss n bat at his face like a cat till he backed off with 'aight m'bad' GJDSLKCMKSLD goofs...
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it was my headcanon for a bit of time that pash was actually wakes daughter. wake had her young and didnt want to be a mom but didnt have access to any sort of family planning options so she gave pash up to her sister and they kept it a secret from everyone, including pash. theres at least a ten year gap between pash and gideon which is wide but not impossible. mainly this headcanon came to me because i thought sure wake would do anything for the cause so i understand why she chose to carry the sample herself, but maybe thats an easier choice to make if youve already gone through a pregnancy once before. idk just find it an interesting concept!
it is interesting i can see where youre coming from! my thoughts on pash and wake started from joking about wakes clear bias on pash vs gideon "bomb" nav and its just. look its so much funnier if she clearly loves pash more. walk with me and imagine wake living in a trailer with pash stopping by often and one day gideon turns up and wakes like eugh. You. you can sleep on the couch dont touch anything im going shooting with pash
#she had a pic of pash in her toolbox she called her mean bc thats her blood pyrrha sais she wouldve hated being called a mother OOOOOOOH BOY#WOMAN OF ALL TIME#talking back#the locked tomb
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aki cries in secret, he cries for every rookie who died under his supervision, he blames himself for every death he couldn't prevent and would do anything to protect someone if it meant not having to watch them die. he cries where no-one can hear him so they'll never know
#this morning I feel like exploding#he purposefully cries by himself.#he cries for everyone who's died regardless of how long he's known them#he's too soft hearted for a job like this. too weak#he's probably never been comforted or held or told everything will be okay like he so desperately needs#he's so kind and gentle towards others despite never receiving that sort of kindness himself#'aki can cry.' oooooooh how those three words tear me up inside#HE'S MORE THAN JUST THE COLD DARK HAIRED ANIME BOY OF THE WEEK#HE IS THE KINDEST AND THE SOFTEST#I will hug that man#so so tight and never let go#aki <3
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